I love feet. And breasts. Naturally, I love all of Portugal, especially Lisbon. The food, the art and architecture, the beaches, and the voluptuous parade of delicious women who wear no shoes and bikinis so small it’s impossible to understand how those huge titties defy all gravity. D cups bounce around everywhere with abandon, balanced by hips so tight you can’t help but stare while they shake their gorgeously tanned asses at fireside beach parties.

Finding an astonishing Lisbon escort is easy, and the most secure and private site to go to is Portal Privado. My mates and I went to the beautiful city of Lisbon for a holiday and desired some serious companionship to satisfy our wildest fetishes. The site made it easy to make a simple phone call and find a devastatingly sexy escort in Lisbon.

I called Geovana immediately when I saw her stunning picture on the site. Her skin sheened the color of milk chocolate, and her straight black hair cascaded down onto her massive breasts. We met at a café, and her smile made me feel like a million euros. She spoke Spanish with a very sweet accent and a quick tongue, always licking her lips delicately like she was hungry for me. I knew just enough Spanish to tell her my Lisbon escort dreams. She knew just enough English to make my dreams come true.

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It’s no longer the 1920’s. You don’t send telegrams and “racy” photos of yourself in a bathing suit that covers your knees. We are in the golden age of technology and phone sex chat, which makes having a long distance relationship that much more…rewarding.

I mean, think about it, there are literally hundreds of ways for you to keep the romance racey in the new millenia. From sexting apps, to video chat, to good old fashioned phone sex chat, there’s options out there that fit. Sexting apps are fun, for about six seconds, but there’s no spank bank there. Video is nice, but can sometimes get a bit… gratuitous. This is why I say the technological glitter and up your game. Learn how to make some seriously sexy phone sex chat.

Long distance relationships are tough for a number of reasons, but one of the glaring ones for most couples, is that a bit of the intimacy gets lost. Sexual drives are a part of our biological makeup, and being denied those on top of the presence of a loved one can rip a lot of really great relationships to shreds. Not only that, but have you ever noticed how once you’ve been denied sex- you want it that much more? Yea, us too. Here’s some sweet tips from a genuine phone sex chat artist on how to get thoses sexy conversations going and how to keep them great.

Know how to make phone sex chat dates

There’s nothing less sexy and more mystifying than bitching about your cousin and using that as a lead in to some dirty talk. Make sure that your phone sex chat time is given a space all of its own. Create date nights, where you both plan on doing the LDR naughty only. Build up throughout the day by sending a sexy pic or two, or shoot your partner a simple and sexy text “Oooops, I forgot to wear panties…..AGAIN!”

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